I tried to do this thing where I only thought happy thoughts and didn’t let the negative energy of others plague my mind. It’s really hard though.
I mean, hey, I’m a happy little shit if you ever met one. No really, if you’ve ever really met me then you know what I mean. I laugh, I joke… most of the time I’m laughing at my own jokes.
Nonetheless, the assclowns that I’m surrounded by just never cease to amaze me. People really just… suck.
I do have to toot-a-loo my own horn though. My ability to recognize the behaviors in people that remind me of past demons is really on point. Ok… maybe not on point cuz’ it seems to still be a slower process than I want it to be. However, I’m getting better at cutting loose and avoiding “those kinds” of social parasites.
I’m so tired of the people who create all kinds of drama and then walk around acting like little victims. Ummm… look asshole this is what happens when you act like a douchbag. People don’t give a rat’s ass about your petty little feelings.
Crazy little things I’ve learned about drama queens, douchbags and wondercunts.
1. They are by far the most retarded of all retards. I find it hilarious when someone I can’t stand tells me they don’t like me. This affects me how? What?? Now we won’t be friends? You’re an idiot!!
2. Wanna know the funniest tactic I’ve ever seen? The moron that goes out of their way to make eye contact with you… I mean like they couldn’t be any more obvious about wanting your attention. Just so they can give you a dirty look. Umm… thanks for spending so much energy on me but you should probable know… I don’t give a shit. You sir… need medication.
3. They are always the victim, even when they are in the wrong. Get caught talking shit about someone and they try blaming people for ratting them out. Almost lose control of your car because you drive like assholes and they blame the car you were trying to cut off. Complete fuck up your job or forget how or what you did, then they lie and say they were never trained. told or taught. Get a clue Ass-munch-a-roo… people aren’t buying into your bullshit.
I could go on for days dissecting the pitiful behaviors displayed by the citizens of Haternation. Luckily, I have my own life and it’s pretty awesome. So I could care less what’s going on in their pathetic little lives.
See, over here in NoodleNation it’s all about enjoying the sunshine, chasing after my rainbows and calling fucktards out on their shit.
Just a regular day in Paradise!
