Just a girl... & her soap box

I’ve made the conscious choice to free myself of the Negative Nancy’s, the Bitter Betty’s, and the Overdramatic Wondercunts.  I’m too busy and too tired to listen to the obvious bullshit pouring from your mouth with a polite smile on my face.

               Fool me once?  Well, then, shame on me. 

                               Fool me twice?  Awe hellz naw bitch!! 

Here are 5 friendly Noodle Nation tips to remember.

1.       Stop the dramatics – Everyone loves a good story, but if you think your constant, unbelievable stories of what just happened to you are really that believable then move to Hollywood and become an actress/actor.  We notice your stories never stay the same… give it up.

2.      Stop talking negatively about everyone around you – If 4 people walk by you and you say 4 differently snide or rude comments about them.  It’s pretty obvious that you’ll do the same thing about me when I walk away.  No one trusts you!  Now I know what you’re thinking… “But Noodles, you talk shit all the time.”  Yes, you are correct.  I certainly do… but I talk shit TO people… not ABOUT people.  There is a difference.  I’ll spit the truth, and I’ll own up to it too.

3.      Quit your whining – Do you know who hates hanging out with someone that complains about every little thing?  Who sucks the joy out of every experience?  Everyone… no one wants to hear your constant childish complaints when you aren’t willing to do anything constructive about it.

4.      Proof read your emails/text – As much as I love a good argument, I feel no need to respond to people who are too drunk, high, or half r-tarded to spell words correctly; and/or who have completely missed full words in their messages.  Now that I’ve wasted the last 5 minutes deciphering your incoherent babble I’ve lost all interest.  Congratulations and good riddance!

5.      Don’t be a backstabber – You want to be friends?  Then stop your lying, and stop dropping my name into bullshit drama that I’m not involved with.  Sorry you got caught talking shit by someone, but trying to dirty my name so you can play victim is a tired ass game played by weak people.

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Don't let the negativity given to you by the world disempower you. Instead give to yourself that which empowers you.

~ Les Brown

Maybe it is time to jump on that F’ing Zen train?

My morning usually starts off the same every day.  Wake up, grab my phone and read thru the latest Facebooks post from people I know or used to know or met once.  After that I throw on the first thing I see and take my 6 ½ pound pooch for her morning walk.  Then I preform my “mad dash” to get ready and out the door in time for work.

I checked out this Facebook post from “Graced by Grae” included the below article.  Intrigued… I believe it’s worth sharing.

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-5267/5-Ways-to-Let-Go-of-Your-Story.html

Dear self from yesterday… I think it’s time to leave you behind.

I think it’s time I redirect and refocused my mind set.  Time to let go of the oh so many things that weigh so heavily on my mind.  Things that hold me back from enjoying the short amount of time I have left here on the green side of Earth.

I mean… C’mon.  We can’t spend the rest of our lives focused so much on what other people are thinking of us, or what they say about us. 

Do their perceptions really shape who we are?

Why so much effort into everyone around us & not into ourselves?

You, yourself, as much as anybody

in the entire universe,

deserve your love and affection - Buddha